Download — Soccer Mom Linux 1.3 “Wine O’Clock”

Download Soccer Mom Linux 1.3 “Wine O’Clock”

Free of charge. A full refund has nevertheless been demanded. Pick your edition — checksums are below, because this establishment keeps receipts.

PC · amd64

Hybrid BIOS + UEFI, now with the PTA Desktop Environment and the graphical eviction installer.

size & sha256 pending — run scripts/stage-site.sh

ARM · arm64

UEFI, with the PTA Desktop Environment. For UTM/QEMU/Parallels on Apple Silicon and arm64 machines with standard firmware.

size & sha256 pending — run scripts/stage-site.sh

Raspberry Pi 3/4/5

A persistent install with the PTA Desktop — your complaints survive reboots. SSH enabled, Wi-Fi firmware included. Pi 4/5 recommended.

size & sha256 pending — run scripts/stage-site.sh

Browser Edition · i386

The edition behind soccermomlinux.com/try. Also boots on genuine retro 32-bit hardware, which is very on brand.

size & sha256 pending — run scripts/stage-site.sh

The manager insists. Download SHA256SUMS into the same folder, then:

sha256sum -c SHA256SUMS --ignore-missing

If verification fails, the file was damaged in transit and someone will be hearing about it.

sudo dd if=<iso> of=/dev/sdX bs=4M status=progress conv=fsync — replace sdX with your stick. Everything on it is lost, like your afternoon.

sudo dd if=<img> of=/dev/sdX bs=4M status=progress conv=fsync onto the SD card, insert, power on. Login karen / live; SSH is on.

Boot it in your browser — the WASM test drive streams the Browser Edition without a download.

Full instructions, VM invocations, and the complete store policy live in the docs.