Announcements from the Soccer Mom Linux project. All of them are important. ALL of them.
July 2026 — A system-wide virtual assistant with the Karen persona (bring your own Ollama or OpenAI key). We outgrew the minivan.
July 2026 — A desktop with opinions, and a graphical installer for the eviction paperwork. The projector worked on the first try.
July 6, 2026 — A full disk installer with a formal eviction process, the Neighborhood Watch program, and neighborly networking. The minivan has plenty of life left in it.
July 4, 2026 — The first stable release of the world’s most assertive operating system, for amd64, arm64, Raspberry Pi, and your web browser.
Soccer Mom Linux